To celebrate the randomness that is my poo, I thought I'd tell ya a few jokes:
These are great.
You will laugh.
And if you don't, well, you are weird.
I'm just gross like that.
Joke #1:
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: SALAD SHOOTER!!
Joke #2:
Q: What does a math teacher do when he/she is constipated?
A: Work it out with a pencil!
HAHHAHHAHAHA!! Freakin' hilarious.
And there, my friends, is a little glimpse into the life of my ever changing bowels.
Yeah, I said it....AND WHAT.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Laugh: you know you want to
Posted by Abbie at 7:55 PM
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7 comments:
SALAD SHOOTER? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! The working it out with a pencil, however, sounds a little dangerous...EEEK!
Ya know, Abbie, I'm getting the impression that pregnancy wreaks havoc on your body and, thus, your mind. Hmmmmmm???? HAHAHA.
Really, keep those poo jokes comin' and, even though I'm just fat and not pregnant, I want one of those full-body pillows. That thing looks TOO comfy!
Be WELL, cutie. :)
love them! have yourself a wonderful weekend!
My husband is a math teacher so I'll have to tell him that second one! LOL
Wrong. On so many, many levels. Just wrong.
Happy Sunday Abbie, Livie and Hubby--have a good one!
hehehe :)
I don't know what to think about your potty humor, but I do think my girls would definitely love these two jokes so I am going to pass them along - too funny! Take care - Kellan
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